These are the best Instagram captions for all your Christmas photos


Everyone knows that half the fun of Christmas is taking the time to capture new memories and document long-standing traditions. Whether it’s taking a picture of the new ornament placed on the Christmas tree to commemorate “baby’s first Christmas” or take a family selfie after everyone has finished their annual report gingerbread housestake the perfect shot for your entire festive activities is a must.

And what better way to make Christmases merry and bright for all your friends and family than by spreading the holiday spirit on social media for everyone to see. The highlights of your annual trip to see the lights of Rockefeller Center or your equally jovial recap of your annual Christmas party are sure to reap the likes on IG. So discover our list of short, funny and festive Christmas Instagram Captions to wrap up each new post like the true gifts they are.

Many of these phrases and sayings come from movie quotes, classic christmas songs where are inspired by snow piling up on the outside, while others are as dumb as these funny christmas jokes. Pick one (or more) of the captions below to match your vibe and you’re set.

Cute Christmas Captions

  • #Comfortable

  • My God.

  • A perfect Christmas tree? All Christmas trees are perfect.

  • Baby, it’s cold outside.

  • Santa’s favorite.

  • Candy cane wishes.

  • Sparkle and shine, it’s Christmas.

  • Christmas cookie team.

  • Jingle Bell rockin’.

  • Peace on Earth and goodwill to men.

  • Just have a wonderful Christmas.

  • The best Christmas gift is spending time with family.

  • Merry Christmas.

  • May this Christmas overshadow the rest.

  • I’m sending you gingerbread hugs and peppermint kisses.

  • There is snow like at home.

  • Make it an unforgettable December.

  • Happy everything and always happy.

  • The magic of Christmas is in the air.

  • It’s the season to shine.

  • May your days be joyful and bright.

  • May you never be too big to scan the sky on Christmas Eve.

  • You can find me under the mistletoe.

  • Happy Holidays from all of Santa’s little elves.

  • We are like a bunch of candy canes: soft and slightly twisted.

  • All refreshed.

  • Not a creature stirred, not even a mouse.

  • Fa la la la

  • Hot chocolate + holiday movies + family = Christmas.

  • Dear Santa, I can explain…

  • More peppermint, please.

  • I never thought this moment would come, but every gift is finally wrapped.

  • I am only a morning person on December 25th.

  • The stockings were carefully hung by the fireplace…

  • Today’s to-do list: snuggle up against the tree with a cup of hot chocolate.

  • It’s the most wonderful time of the year.

  • The world changes when it snows.

  • Hot chocolate time.

  • Keep calm and have a Merry Christmas.

  • #Sled

  • You’re rocking my Christmas stockings.

  • I got groomed for the holidays.

  • We have chemis-tree.

  • It’s Christmas time and I feel good.

  • Love at sight of frost.

  • We’re definitely on the cute list.

  • Sugar and spices and everything well wrapped.

  • Shake it like a polar image.

  • I love you from head to mistletoe.

Funny Christmas Captions

  • The elf did.

  • Permanently on the naughty list.

  • Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Sometimes. Either way, I’ll buy my own stuff.

  • Visions of dragees and all that jazz.

  • Finally made the nice list.

  • When life gives you snow, make snow angels.

  • Dear Santa, define “nice”.

  • A day of coal against 364 days of pleasure… I’m going to try my luck.

  • Do Santa Claus cookies go well with white wine? Ask a friend.

  • *Puts a selfie on top of the Christmas tree because I’m a star*

  • Merry Christmas Elfin

  • Totally sledding.

  • Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and receipts for all major purchases.

  • All the ladies of the jingle.

  • The tree is not the only one lit this year.

  • It’s starting to *cost* a lot like Christmas.

  • But first, let me get an elf.

  • I’m dreaming of a white christmas. But if there’s no more white, I’ll drink red.

  • Me every day: kill. Me in December: sledding.

  • I can’t wait to exchange all these gifts.

  • This is my grinch face at rest.

  • Don’t worry, I’ll just be here crying and watching Hallmark Christmas movies.

  • At least the presents were nicely wrapped for a few hours…

  • I will be home for Christmas.

  • One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit into Santa’s costume.

  • Instead of listing everyone in this photo, let’s just call it “The Naughty List”

  • Don’t put your garlands in a tangle.

  • It’s as if they WANT stockings full of coal.

  • Current state: ready for a long winter siesta.

  • All I want for Christmas is you (and maybe some cookies too)

  • Well, kidding.

  • The time of the elves.

  • Are you on the 😈 or 😇 list this year?

  • All I want for Christmas is you food.

  • I feel freezing.

  • Single and ready to jingle.

  • What goes under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe.

  • It’s the season to be joyful.

  • Say it’s not snow.

  • Yes, I consider myself a Christmas tree lover.

  • A round of Santa-plause, please.

  • Deep Sleep Mode: Enabled.

Christmas legends inspired by songs

  • “Hurry down the chimney tonight.” — Eartha Kitt

  • “The holidays are happy, there is always something new. But every day is a holiday, when I’m near you. —The carpenters

  • Although it has been said many times, in many ways, Merry Christmas to you.” – Nat King Cole

  • “Santa Claus llegó a la ciudad.” —Luis Miguel

  • “Wherever there are people giving gifts, exchanging cards, I believe Christmas is truly in their hearts.”— Jose Mari Chan

  • “A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. Let’s hope it’s good, without any fear. —John Lennon and the band Plastic Ono

  • “If there’s love in your heart and in your mind, you’ll feel like Christmas all the time.” —hill of faith

  • “I feel Christmas all around, and I try to play it cool.” -Ariana Grande,

  • “I’m dreaming of a white christmas.” —Irving Berlin

  • “Have a merry little Christmas. —Judy Garland

  • “My world is filled with joy and you this Christmas.” —Donny Hathaway

  • “Christmas time has arrived.” —Lee Mendelson and Vince Guaraldi

  • “The party is on, the feeling is there that only comes at this time of year.” —Paul McCartney

  • “It’s starting to look a lot like Christmas.” —Meredith Willson

  • “There will be parties to throw, marshmallows to roast and Christmas carols in the snow.” —Edward Pola and George Wyle

  • “It hasn’t snowed a single squall but Santa, my dear, we’re in a hurry.” —Jerry Hermann

  • “I don’t know if there will be snow, but have a cup of joy.”—Johnny Marks and Burl Ives

  • “There is no place like home for the holidays.” —Robert Allen and Al Stillman

  • “Feliz Navidad, próspero año y felicidad.” —Jose Feliciano

  • “Next year, I could be just as good if you checked off my Christmas list.” —Eartha Kitt

  • “I feel like I’m going to kiss you standing under that mistletoe.” —Otis Redding

  • “Kiss me on this cold December night.” —Michel Buble

Captions inspired by Christmas movies

  • “But for now, let me tell you. Without hope or agenda. Just because it’s Christmas. And at Christmas, you tell the truth. To me, you’re perfect.” —love in fact

  • “You’re going to gouge out your eyes, kid!” —A Christmas story

  • “It’s Christmas Eve and we’re going to celebrate being young and being alive.” —Vacations

  • “It’s Christmas Eve. A time of mystery, of expectation, who knows what might happen.” —Nutcracker and the Four Realms

  • “Christmas isn’t just a day, it’s a state of mind.” —Miracle on 34th Street

  • “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is to sing it loud so everyone can hear it.” -Elf

  • “Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the ones we can’t see. » —The Polar Express

  • “Is there no one who knows what Christmas is? —A Charlie Brown Christmas

  • “Every time a bell rings, an angel takes its wings.” —It’s a wonderful life

  • “We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy cane, candy corn, and syrup.” —Elf

  • What if Christmas, he thought, didn’t come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, meant a little more? -How the Grinch Stole Christmas

  • “Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.” —Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

  • “Remember that the true spirit of Christmas is in your heart.” —The Polar Express

  • “Some people are worth melting for.” —Frozen

  • “No one gets out of this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas.”— Christmas holidays

  • “Yes! Yes, I love! I love Christmas! I love Christmas!” A Christmas Carol

  • “Christmas is pretty much my favorite time. Ever since I was little, it always felt like my personal holiday.” — Ernest Saves Christmas

Christmas Quotes Captions

  • “Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard or too sad when you have a Christmas tree in the living room.” —nora robert

  • “Christmas is truly Christmas when we celebrate it by giving the light of love to those who need it most.” —Ruth Carter Stapleton

  • “Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories come together and dance – each one is beautiful, unique and gone too soon.” —Deborah Whipp

  • The joy of brightening the lives of others becomes for us the magic of the holidays.” —WC Jones

  • “I will honor Christmas in my heart and try to keep it year round.” -Charles Dickens

  • The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family, all wrapped up in each other.” –Burton Hills

  • “Blessed be the season that engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.” —Hamilton Wright Mabie

  • “It’s Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” —WT Ellis

  • “I wish we could put some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar every month.” —Harlan Miller

  • “Christmas is like candy; they slowly melt in your mouth, sweetening every taste bud, making you wish they could last forever.” —Richelle E. Goodrich

  • “Love the one who gives more than the gift.”—Brigham Young

  • “Christmas waves a magic wand over the world, and behold, everything is sweeter and more beautiful.” —Norman Vincent Peale

  • “At Christmas, all roads lead home.” —Marjorie Holmes

  • “Christmas is the day that unites all time.”Alexander Smith

  • “Christmas is not a season. It’s a feeling.”Edna Ferber

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