Christmas 2021 is almost here and we have 29 fun Instagram captions and quotes to help you make your friends and family laugh this holiday season.
It’s time to put on those sweaters and onesies you’ve kept aside all year, snuggle up under the blanket with a mug of hot chocolate and watch Love in fact, home alone or one of your favorite vacation movies.
But how about sharing some laughs and joy with your Instagram family as well with these 29 fun and cheeky Christmas captions.
29 funny Christmas captions for Instagram
Me, 11 months of the year: “Kill. Me in December: “Sled”.
All I want for Christmas is
Dreaming about a white Christmas (but if the white runs out, I’ll drink the red).
Relationship Status: Single and ready to jingle.
Petition to celebrate Christmas all year round. Sign below!
One more cookie and I swear I’ll fit into Santa’s costume.
Current status: Ready for a long winter nap.
Grinch face at rest
Believe in your elf.
It is the most wine-growing period of the year.
Yule be sorry.
Rebel without Claus.
Keep it going.
We’re just a bunch of candy canes – soft and slightly twisted
The battle between me and the carbs is the real Christmas war
May your regifting practice go unnoticed this year
Drink up, Grinches! It’s Christmas
Other than the tree, guess who’s going to be on all day?
December 25 is the only day I become a morning person
Christmas holiday to-do list: eat, drink, take a nap
Have I been mean this year? Well i hope one of the reindeer eats the naughty list
All I want for Christmas is you… and cookies… and hot chocolate
We go together like hot chocolate and marshmallows
Dear fat fat fat critic, I just want to tell you that I have been mean this year and it was worth it!
“Christmas is a homesick time, even when you are home. – Carol Nelson
Christmas Movie Quotes
“You stink. You smell of beef and cheese, you don’t smell of Santa Claus. – Elf
“Merry Christmas, you dirty beast.” – Alone at home
” It looks great. Little full, a lot of sap. – Christmas holidays
“The best way to spread the joy of Christmas is to sing along so everyone can hear it.” – Elf
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