With social media as saturated as it is today, it can be quite difficult to stand out from the crowd with funny instagram captions. In a sea of ”long hair, who cares” and friendship puns, you might be struggling to figure out how to caption your content while making your followers laugh or two.
Whether you’re captioning an Instagram selfie, posting something a little sassy, or sharing vacation photos, you need to have a few tricks up your sleeve if you want to be funny on Instagram. Especially when it comes to legends.
Do what you do best and keep scrolling through 100 fun Instagram captions!
Best Funny Instagram Captions
1. Pray to the gods of the algorithm.
2. Reality called, so I hung up.
3. Being this funny is like a full-time job.
4. Stay strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
5. That awkward moment when you’re wearing Nikes but you can’t.
6. Hashtags look a bit like waffles. Am I right?!
seven. Can I help you?
8. Young, stupid and broke.
9. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
ten. Basically a detective.
11. Exit dogs.
12. Life is short so smile while you still have teeth.
13. Flights, not feelings.
14. The only marathons I run are on Netflix.
15. Not lazy, just power saving mode.
16. How is the algorithm treating you today?
17. Beach you at it.
18. It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things at face value.
19. These vibrations only.
20. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Funny Instagram Captions For Selfies
21. Wild, no way.
22. I took a shower for this photo.
23. Natural beauty or lots of dry shampoo?
24. What matters is inside. Like the fridge, for example.
25. Hold everything together with just one bobby pin.
26. Am I cleaning well or what?
27. Be as picky about who you hang out with as you are about selfies.
28. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
29. Behind every great selfie is a best friend who approved it.
30. Never underestimate a good hair day or good lighting.
31. No more hunting because I’m the trap.
32. Selfie for your thoughts.
33. My evil twin.
34. I got dressed today.
35. I don’t want to cause trouble, all I want is a drink.
36. How do you sleep at night knowing people don’t like you? Without underwear in case they want to kiss me.
37. Don’t study me, you won’t graduate.
38. When you’re downie, eat a brownie.
39. Never give them anything to talk about.
40. Life isn’t perfect, but your outfit can be.
funny instagram captions for friends
41. I don’t like committing to heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.
42. Cupcakes in a world of muffins.
43. At worst, the team goes first.
44. Because friends are therapists you can drink with.
45. As a team, we trust.
46. The bags under our eyes are design.
47. We put the “we” in “strange”.
48. Good friends and bad ideas.
49. I don’t want to go to heaven because none of my friends will be there.
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50. The best memories come from the worst ideas.
51. Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.
52. A true friend ignores your failures and tolerates your success!
53. We don’t need a filter, just group therapy
54. We’re not crazy, we’re ‘mentally hilarious’
55. Blessed with a best friend.
56. We took off our masks for this shit.
57. I hope we will be best friends forever. When we die we can become ghosts and scare people forever.
58. Proof that friendship is just hating the same things.
59. She knows where the bodies are buried.
60. Friends, no filters.
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Funny Instagram Captions For Couples
61. The beast to my beauty.
62. They say honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can pretend, you’re in.
63. The one who always feeds me when I’m hungry.
64. Some things go better together (like wine and cheese or you and me).
65. Slipped into the DMs. Rest is history.
66. You stole a pizza sweetheart.
67. Cramp in the face from smiling.
68. A little cute, also a little cringe.
69. It’s with you that I want to binge watch.
70. He’s on the left because I’m always right.
71. Are we a cute couple, a boring couple or a bit of both?
72. If he doesn’t bring you snacks, I don’t want him.
73. Little Miss always has an answer.
74. You, me and all the dogs and cats.
75. If you bring me wine, I’ll bring you beer.
76. Two people who understand each other’s quirks.
77. I know I’m a handful but that’s why you have two hands.
78. I knew it was you when you first farted in front of me.
79. He’s not perfect, but he’s not from my hometown.
80. I didn’t even think, ‘omg I’m going to have a relationship with him.’ I was just thinking, “I heard about this BDE, I need to go.”
Funny Instagram Captions for the Holidays
81. The elf did.
82. Sledding all day.
83. Feast mode.
84. It’s the season to overeat.
85. Happy Elvish Holidays.
86. My type of blizzard is in a Dairy Queen.
87. Define ‘nice…’
88. Tinsel in a tangle.
89. Hold on tight for deer life.
90. Appreciate your nerve.
91. Baby, all I want for Christmas is for the bags under my eyes to disappear.
92. Resting Grinch face.
93. Jingle if you are single.
94. Christmas and relaxation.
95. Jingle All the Way.
96. Rebel without a cause.
97. Love at sight of frost.
98. I love you from head to mistletoe.
99. All the ladies of the jingle.
100. Team hug.
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